You plan on taking my daughter on a date and come to my house and honk your horn or call her cell phone you'd better be the ups man, because you are not picking anything up.
Just because this is a commonality does not mean that it will be happening with my daughter.
Raised them to seek their identity in the things that matter and not in the superficial, so they are somewhat intimidating to young men.
Rules date my daughter
You touch my daughter be prepared to have removal of the touching limbs from your body in any such way that i feel appropriate.
The first time i went to pick his daughter up, i tried to make conversation with him.
I have two beautiful and intelligent daughters, and eventually a boy smart enough to see it was going to come calling.
Rules for dating my daughter
My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the golden gate bridge.
However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, i will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
The only information i require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word i need from you on this subject is "early.
Rules on dating my daughter
But on issues relating to my daughter, i am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, i will remove them.
I will remember that if when a boy wants to date my daughter, they will have spend time with me too and i expect to know who their parents are as well and for them to know what my rules are.
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.
You plan on dating other girls besides my daughter make sure that you have told her and that she is okay with this.
Up with your teen and the person they are dating, and clearly give them your expectations.
When my agent orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as i wait for you to bring my daughter home.
"), i'm going to post this on the front door in 24 point font to ward off any potential suitors for my daughter.
I'll be saving this for the next 15 years (at least, it'd better be at least 15 years before they even think about dating), and giving copies to any potential suitors of my daughters!
Or places that you may not bring my daughter on dates: places where there is any dim lighting or anything softer than a concrete wall.
This isnt at all the new modern type of teenage dating where they hang out in groups and go through levels of talking.
's about how it seemed while i was dating the girl who would eventually become my wife.